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According to the United States Census Bureau, the average time until separation is about seven years for couples who end up getting divorced.
But death DID actually part the longest married couple in the world.
That honor goes to Rudolph Valentino and actress Jean Acker.
They were married in 1919 but barely was the service over before the bride had second thoughts and locked her new husband out of their honeymoon suite.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. " before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
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Can you look at your partner’s faults honestly and say, ‘I can work around that. Because the good stuff is always going to be there, and it’s always going to pretty and sparkly, but the crap underneath can ruin you.” ― “Who're you going with, then? " She called back."Want to come to the ball with me? I like the guy, but he's scary.” ― “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection.
If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Remember that only ONE person has rejected you at the moment, and it only hurt so much because to you, that person's opinion symbolized the opinion of the whole world, of God.” ― tags: breakup, broken, broken-heart, broken-hearted, broken-hearted-quotes, dating, faith, healing, heartache, heartbreak, heartbroken, hope, hurt, hurt-feelings, hurting, hurting-heart, inspirational, life, life-lessons, love, romance “You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.” ― tags: best-friends, betrayal, boyfriends, break-ups, dating, divorce, family, friends, friendships, girlfriends, lost-love, love, loved-ones, lovers, marriage, moving-on, parents, ponderings, reflection, relationships, romance, senseless, soulmates, true-love, unrequited-love “He'd written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision.
Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. Have faith.” ― tags: being-single, dating, goals, hard-to-get, holding-out-for-the-best, love, loving-yourself, not-settling, playing-hard-to-get, positive-thinking, relationships, single, single-life, single-woman, singleness, standards, the-single-woman, validation “Hey, he's awesome. We got along great." Adrian opened the door to the building we were seeking. It had included things like "I'll give up cigarettes unless I really, really need one" and "I'll unleash romantic surprises every week, such as: an impromptu picnic, roses, or a trip to Paris—but not actually any of those things because now they're not surprises.” ― tags: being-single, dating, finding-love, living-life-to-the-fullest, living-your-best-life, love, not-settling, positive-thinking, praying-for-love, relationships, single, single-life, single-woman, singleness, the-single-woman “I love you.
Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.” ― “I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.” ― “Well?